7.30.10

Imagine....really, humor me. Sitting at your kitchen table with your coffee and poptart (ok maybe you don't drink coffee) birds chirping outside. Life is good. Your horoscope says you are going to have a five star day...woohoo...
Then...your 9 year old daughter wakes up. In my case, my daughter looks like a zombie. Doesn't even speak or make eye contact until she has gobbled up her cocoa puffs. Everything is still peaceful and the birds continue to chirp away.
Out of nowhere she speaks these little 12 words that made me, of all people, speechless.
"Hey, did you know when dogs bark their butt holes pop out?"
I looked at her thinking one thing (maybe 3 things but I thought them all at once)...How in the hell does she know this....What would even make her look there?? And why did those damn birds stop chirping??!!
I. Got. Nothin. Speechless.
She bust out laughing and continued to eat her Cocoa Puffs.